Dirt fährt U-Bahn

Mit Alfons Steaksandwich-Rezept in der Tasche fuhr ich zufrieden wieder nach Hause.

Zitat des Tages

To impress a chick, do the Helicopter Dick!

 

Zeit für Poesie: Mein Schwanz

My dick parts the seas - yo dick farts and queefs

Weitere Strophenvorschläge:
My dick tastes really yummy - yo dick can't even pleasure a mummy
My dick is a real big dick - yo dick is a real small dick
My dick is fuckin' awesum - yo dick tastes like cum
My dick is a real charmer - yo dick has alotta bad karma
My dick is a real hero - yo dick is a big fat no no
My dick is real smooth - yo dick has to wait in line at a phone booth
My dick can shoot more than hot air - yo dick needs a wheelchair
My dick is da Man - yo dick can't even get a sun tan
My dick is Allan Quatermain - yo dick is faggy Chamberlain
My dick is a carnivore - yo dick is just a whore
My dick fulfills hist duty - yo dick just plays with his doodie
My dick can play the piano - yo dick is in love with Paul Dano
My dick has its own blog - yo dick likes fucking a dog
My dick is like Indiana Jones - yo dick is only Dakota Harris

Und da soll nochmal einer behaupten, rappen sei schwer...
Immerhin schaffen das sogar die Baumwollpflücker.